All this shit about Miley Cyrus is making my ears bleed! Do you know how hard it is to try and DEFEND Hannah Montana(who is the bane of my existence) to my damn ignoramus of a cousin while simultaneously trying to explain to my niece that the only thing that she's done wrong is not sticking to her britches about about a gorgeous photo shoot?
I was hoping it'd be sometime before I had to give the "your body is a beautiful thing" talk. You know, like when she was sixteen? Instead I'm trying to explain to an eight year old the difference between art and advertisements.
I think I need a drink.
Also for you princess types, you ought to check out Leibovitz's new campaign for Disney. Really pretty prints if I do say so myself, while I can do without the J. Lo/Marc Anthony as Jasmine and Aladdin or Beyonce as Alice...Scarlett is just fucking hot as Cinderella, and Julianne Moore makes a really pretty Ariel.
Deja? LESLIE!? Why aren't you picking up your damn phones!?
[An hour later...]
I have a hoard of angry born agains outside the shop and the cops are saying that they can't do anything about it. Which I don't think is very fair, because if they were scientologists I bet they'd have been here in a snap.
[...]
Holy Everett, they're singing. How is that considered peaceful protest?
[Thirty minutes later...]
I swear to god if they aren't gone in a half hour I am going to attack them with merchandize from the fetish room. If I miss BSG because of this I am going to burn down their fucking church.
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